If you’re doing social media networking on twitter, do you ever have anxiety about tweeting wrong? They say you there’s no right and wrong on twitter, but the truth is, there are some signs that you haven’t quite got it yet … some of these signs would be:

1. You never stop promoting your website or ebook long enough to tell anyone even so much as what you had for lunch.

2. You use an automatic tweeting service to send a set of pre-designated tweets of pithy inspirational quotes every 15 minutes for the next ten years.

3. You’re a robot.

4. You have no followers, no avatar, your handle is a set of random numbers and letters and you’ve been blocked by Twitter Control.

5. You have 50 followers, an avatar of a sexy girl, your handle is a girl’s name with a four digit number after it,  and you’ve been blocked by Twitter Control. 

5. All your followers are MLM people.

5. Someone misinterprets your tweet to be flirtatious and sends you inappropriate DM’s with inappropriate suggestions.

6. Someone misinterprets your tweet to be flirtatious and sends you inappropriate suggestions publicly.

7. All your followers are men.

8. All your followers are women (though there are no recorded occassions of this).

9. @David_N_Wilson has listed you on the Tweeple Blog as a #dillweed.

7. You write an how to tweet post on your blog and inadvertently criticize someone of whom you actually value their twendship. And they ask you about it. But you ask for their forgiveness in advance, because you believe it’s better to appologize than ask permission. Really.